Hash #717: Lame A$$ Names
When and Where: Saturday, January
28th,
3680 Park 42 Drive, Sharonville, OH 45241 (next to
the Enterprise Rent-a-Car offices) at the gazebo.
Hares: Spoiled Meat and Baa-Baa Boom
Erections:
From the great white north: I 75 south
to I 275 east or I 71 south to I 275 west, then exit #46 onto highway
42 south. Head south for approximately 0.75 miles to Park 42 Drive
on the right. Turn right onto Park 42 Drive, then right again into
the parking lot cuming around the building until you see the sweet
ass gazebo.
From the illiterate incestuous south: I 75 north to I 275 east. Same exit and what-not as above. You can read, right?
What to Expect: It’s the end of January…what the hell do you think? Cold, wet (not the good kind either), miserable. A regular death march for all to enjoy. However, this death march will allow all hashers to discuss the merits of their names and why some are given absolutely absurd, lame a$$ names. Oh yeah, beer, running, climbing, sliding and politically incorrect singing.
What to Bring: A drinking vessel (Centurian, Tenturian or plastic..don’t be a knob and bring glass), your sorry arse, proper hash death march attire, a whistle, a change of shoes/socks, a torch and clothes for the on-after if you so wish. Always, always bring $7.00 (don’t be rolling in with a Benjamin and ask for change either)…and virgins….lots and lots of virgins…so bring them.
On After: TBD
Worried about heavy-duty shrinkage? Call Spoiled Meat or Hot Tub $lut at 859-409-1012 and 513-484-4249, disrespectfully. They’re here to help.