SIN CITY HASH HOUSE HARRIERS AND YO "HOs HO"s

        SCH4 "Talk Like a Pirate Hash" #642

                     Downtown Cincinnati

Debarkin' day: Sunday, 19.SEPT.09, 1600 Hours

Debarkin' time: 1600 hrs, that’s 4pm to you land lubbers
Rotten Dirty Hares: Capt'n Blue Balls, Best Ho Ho Ho and and a Bottle of Rum, Hot Tub Scallywag and "The Unawencher"
Debarkin' place: The Greyhound Bus Terminal & Schooner Point [1005 Gilbert Avenue, Cincinnati, OH 45202]

Ahoy Maties!

Why blow me down!..tis that time a year agin....The 6th annual “Talk/Walk/Run/Smell Like A Pirate Hash” on International Talk Like A Pirate Hash Day.... tis upon us....like them barnacles on me rudders....Sunday, September 19^th. So, smartly me yardmans and lasses, git ye pirate-itude on board and prepare to shiver yer timbers....ARrrrrr.......

Erections from the North Seas [ I75 and I71]:

- Take I75 South

- Exit 7 - Norwood - OH 562 [Norwood Lateral]

- Merge I71 South [towards Cincinnati]

- Go approx 5.4 miles to Exit 2 [Glibert/Reading exit]

- Merger to Gilbert [on left]

- Follow to 1005 Glibert - next to Greyhound Bus station

Erections from the South Seas [I75]:

- Take I75 North [cross the river]

- Keep right, follow I71 North

- Exit 1B toward us Columbia

- Exit 2 Reading [on left - keep left at the fork on the ramp]

- Slight right on Reading

- Right on Eden Park dr.

- Right on Gilbert - look for Greyhound bus station

What to bring/what to know:

All the usual stuff, yer centurian "grog" mug, yer hornpipe [whistle], yer bunghole [no, not Fluffer]  and "booty" that includes bringing enough cash, gold coins or pieces of ass eight that pass as $7 worth of currency.   Watch parking…at Fountain Squarethey are having some type of “euro-culture thing” of German descent, so you may have to pay nominal fee to park yer boat fer the day.  Also, bring at least a couple of extra dollars for possible optional activity(s) that you may encounter on trail. 

If you’s don’t come dressed like a friggin’ pirate, then be prepared to be treated like the worthless scallywaggin’ bilge drinkin’, lilly-livered, cutlass-challenged scabbard that you Arrrrr......

Lost at sea? Call uNa 513-238-7085